Naropa is...

This was a pass-around assignment where everyone in the class would write Naropa is... (fill in blank)... then pass it to the next student. In the end, we had 17 lists of Naropa is's. A selection:

Naropa is a lunch box
Naropa is open to nudity, unlike CU
Naropa is a temporarily ridiculous zone
Naropa is the audience for my ridiculous zone
Naropa is magnolia blossom, red & pink
Naropa is wilting
Naropa is the beginning of the end
Naropa is the paper cut on Charlotte's arm from the paper I'm shoving at her
Naropa cut me!
A naropian wasp stung me!
Naropa is not afraid of the pain.

Naropa is totally throwing off my gaydar
Naropa is full of hot women that might be gay
Naropa is my aphrodisiac
Naropa is transgendered bathrooms at the library
Naropa is into tantric things
Narops is a small aquatic fox of southern New Guinea
Naropa is skid-marks on the stranger sitting next to you's underwear
Naropa is kinda gross, at times
Naropa is stronger than dirt
Naropa is going to Cuba
Naropa is going to kiss Fidel
Naropa is Fidel

Naropa Naropa
Naropa is a good place to fuck post-emo, post-modern, post hippie Buddhist-questioning men
Naropa is about fucking the minds of the mono-culture fascists, with compassion
Naropa is extremely simple when you stop thinking
Naropa is the square root of infinity haw haw
Naropa is star tattoooooooooooo
Naropa is shooooooooooooting star
Naropa is one of the strangest places to be drunk and rambling in half-poetry, half non-sense
Naropa is the perfect place to be drunk and rambling in half-poetry, half non-sense
Naropa is drunk rambling poetry non-sense
Naropa is sober, concise and imperfect
Naropa is an AA meeting for drunks on poetry
Naropa doesn't take into account Tequila happy hour
Naropa is Tequila happy hour
Naropa is drunk today, definitely staggering
Naropa spends hours in the personal ads searching for a sensative love who likes eating meat
Naropa is without speedlimit
Naropa isn't

Naropa is calling to me in my sleep
Naropa is wonderful onderful nderful derful erful rful ful ul l
Naropa is a deep hand-print on your left breast reast east ast st t
Naropa is shaken, not stirred
Naropa is full of sea-shll sculptures
Naropa is the water bottle in the mesh pocket of my life's bag
Naropa is a place where bottles of water are also a form of currency
Naropa is a place where I currently
Naropa really has to pee
Naropa is beckoning
Naropa is a curled up yoga mat next to an esoteric gong
Naropa is contemplating her navel
Naropa is probably an exit maneuver
Naropa is a mechanical pencil in the hands of a three year old
Naropa is where "first thought, best thought" often means "shut up and drink that"
Naropa is my second thought and definitely not my best thought
Naropa is the process of wanting a drink of water, knowing you'll get it, but not yet

Naropa is breath in a gas-mask world
Naropa is a fart in a windstorm
Naropa is splat, ho hum
Naropa is a single eyelash floating down the length of a singularly sexy body- and we all are watching it
Naropa is the fart in car with all the windows up and no exit strategy
Naropa is not the present perfect of the verb "to run"
Naropa is orange, silver and saffron
Naropa doesn't rhyme
Naropa dances aerovoka
Naropa is a vote without chads
Naropa is currently engaged in a testicle comparing contest with Chuck Norris
Naropa's balls of metaphor and anti-matter

Naropa is the capital of chai
Naropa is a small oddball college in Colorado with a Buddhist orientation
Naropa is sequoia tree shavings playing swords with themselves
Naropa is OW! a splinter
Naropa is a pain in the grass
Naropa is better left unspoken
Naropa is too good not to be false
Naropa is full of gov't spies!
Naropa is a cornflake in a cow's second stomach
Naropa is in need of a window washing
Naropa? Naropa, c'est moi.
Naropa is a chocolate cornflake shake in a dream with French subtitles
Naropa is the subtitles
Naropa speaks esperanto
Naropa is my favorite party favor
Naropa is drunk on petuli
Naropa is the last one out of the oxygen bar
Naropa is a disembodied institution of Higher learning
Naropa is a disembowled institution of higher scaffolding
Is Naropian a word?
Naropa is open 24/7
Naropa is an alternate reality, resonating with Yoda
Naropa is free of marmots

Naropa ist nicht ein Schnitzelbank, und auch nicht meine Tante Maria
Naropa is a mustache kiss inside my brain
Naropa is NOT two wings on the same vampire bat!
Naropa is experiencing sexual tension
Naropa is aporan, backwards
Naropa is aporan forwards
Naropa can spell the female version of a porno: a porna
Naropa is much much more than 30 acres and a mule
Naropa means "no clothes" in spanish
Naropa is climbing up a totem pole, naked
Naropa is clilmbing on the scaffolding, naked
Naropa is nuked by naked Maoist
Naropa is Ricky Lake... naked
Naropa is a place with more "thank you for not smoking" signs than smokers
Naropa is the thank you on the smoking sign
Naropa is lacking rubber chickens
Naropa has a crack

Naropa is free bicycles
Naropa is forming an itch on the back of my brain
Naropa is like a rock; just do it
Naropa is perhaps, but then again, maybe not
Naropa is egg whites, soy
Naropa is levitating
Naropa is not cheese, definitely NOT cheese
Naropa is Christ's hot vacation spot
Naropa is allah's bakery
Naropa is a bar of oatmeal hemp soap
Naropa is the land where the cheese has slid off the cracker
Naropa is baby, baby, kiss me softly in the moonlight, baby, oh I croon for you, sweet oh honey, love ya sweet hon, kiss me, yeah.
Naropa is hilthy, deppie, quild and weir
Naropa is aerating your next door neighbor
Naropa is my favorite color.