phrase of the day

Gelatinous mass is my favorite phrase of the day. A woman on the discovery channel used it to describe squid genitals.

Yuck, but awesome phrase. Gelatinous mass. Say it 5 times fast. gelatinous mass gelatinous mass gelatinous mass gelatinous massgelatinous mass... squid eggs is fun, too.

Okay, enough. Enjoy the image I just put in your head.

Who knew Salt Lake City would smell salty?

Grand Salt Lake Park is located just west of SLC in Magna, Utah. Drive down Saltair Street to get to the marina, and as soon as you step out of your vehicle, get ready for some sea-smell. It smells like a clam bit your face.

I went to SLC today to find a belt and found a magnificent selection, horribly arranged and difficult to sift through, at Decades, a Vintage clothing shop downtown. This is only funny because I've been actively seeking an article to keep my pants up for weeks now. I couldn't seem to find the right fit or price for my belt-budget. Decades provided me the simplicity and comfort of having my pants stay on my waste.

Here are some pictures of the huuuuuuuge lake. And the sand looking stuff is not sand, it's salt. Salt and cattails.

hello life, i'm back...

Boulder from above


Being that my body only enters my wonderful Boulder life a handful of times a month, I must make the most of it with the people i love there.

Hike with Heidi Malia and Milo and a night of shenanigans with Kyle and Chels.


It was windy whirlwinderson and then stopped suddenly when we saw a frantic tumbleweed, so i told Heidi to blow it for a fun video. It moved with her mighty blow, but i don't yet know my camera well enough to get these things accurately...


Bill and his band Backwoods Galaxy practicing in the front lawn on a late november afternoon... 63 degrees out !


he likes the responsibility of off-leash


so does this guy... leap!


but goat and hoss must remain leashed. they are simple.


everyone takes a stop for a sip


...errr sniff at the dirt in milo's case


Wonderland Lake


kyle and chels kiss after her new lip-implants


we got used to her by the end of the night... very scarlett johanssonesque


...it's contagious


I miss you guys... can't wait to be back again in December - - - >

i didn't die in rock springs

i was apprehensive to make mapquest's requested route from boulder to park city. instead of heading due west through beautiful colorado rockies, MQ said to head north then shoot west through all of wyoming on I-80.

i hate I-80. i thought i hated wyoming (excepting jackson). turns out it is beautiful. jar-dropping sunset, good drivers on i-80, so dark and vast, i could see every star in the sky and pretty lakes and mountain juts.

i forgive you wyoming for what you had done to me in the past. maybe i only forgive your bottom half...









sky striations...