These jeans

I wear these jeans almost everyday
I don't care if you notice
Don't care if you complain
They don't smell, they're not muddy
As long as I'm comfy
I wear these jeans everyday

The day the inside of the legs wear out
from the curves of my thighs
or
the button breaks off
or my butt doesn't fit

will mark a day I turn the textiles
into a skirt-
That'll work