Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Kerouac's New School for Comedians

Wed. 6:30-8 WM Burrough, "How to Play Horses"
Wed. 4:20-6 H Huncke, "WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU'RE BEAT"
Wed. 8:30-10 Joan Adams, "The Atomic Disease and Its Manifestations"

Thurs. 4:20-6 N Cassady, "How to Dig the Streets"
Thurs. 6:30-8 A Ginsberg, "Hungarian Politics"
Thurs 8:30-10 L Carr, "The Fair and Foul in Our World"
Fri 4:20-6 J Kerouac, "Riddles & Roses"
Fri 6:30-8 W Burroughs, "Semantic Confusion"
Fri 8:30-10 A Ginsberg "The Types and Meaning of Visions"

Mon 4:20-6 N Cassady, "Love, Sex, and the Soul"
Mon 6:30-8 H Huncke, "Modern Drugs"
Mon 8:30-10 Joan Adams, "The Meaning of the Veil"
Tues 4:20-6 L Carr, "The Appreciation of the Vale"

Tues 6:30-8 A Ginsberg, "Seminar: Poetry, Painting, Dead Eyes and the Unknown"
Tues 8:30-10 W Burroughs "The Immortal Bard"
Tues 8:30-10 N Cassady, "New Psychology, New Philosophy, New Mortality"

Wed 4:20-6 J Kerouac, "The Myth of the Rainy Night"

Coming Spring Semester...
H Huncke "Manifestations of Electrical Phenomenon in Texas and the Caribbean"
W Burroughs "Supernatural Elements in Horseplaying"
A Ginsberg "The Dolmen Realms"
N Cassady "The Green Tea Visions"
L Carr "Dolls and Pollywogs"
J Kerouac "The Holy Final Whirlwinds"
Joan Adams "Hints"

And a General Seminar and Chorus, conducted by Aldophus Asher Ghoulens, held each Friday Midnight in the Grotto of the moon, admission by application only to Monsieur H. Hex, 429 Hoax Street, Grampion Hills. Fee: --- Gifts, including (but not excluded to) Puppets, Roaches, Roses, Rainwater, Socks, Maps, Onions, Fingertips, Roast Beef, Confessions, and Frogs.
Requirements: Sixty points in elementary realization, largesse, comedown, sorrow, and truest love.
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That's the school, there the faculty, thus the courses. Could one learn there? Don't you think one could really learn there?

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